Work with Us
Regret Registry is an internet-age apparel brand documenting preventable experiences, recurring patterns, and emotionally questionable decision-making.
We make products for people who are:
- self-aware
- terminally online
- aesthetically specific
- and unfortunately capable of recognizing the problem in real time
We’re currently building the brand and looking for creative people who understand internet culture beyond trends.
Open Roles
Content & Social Intern
Help create:
- TikToks
- reels
- meme formats
- campaign concepts
- emotionally concerning captions
You should:
- understand Gen Z internet culture instinctively
- know what people actually repost
- have good taste online
- understand dry humor and emotionally detached branding
Bonus if you:
- run niche accounts
- edit videos
- collect screenshots like evidence
Graphic Design Intern
Help develop:
- apparel graphics
- typography concepts
- campaign visuals
- collection assets
We’re looking for someone who understands:
- fashion graphics
- internet aesthetics
- restraint
- and when a design should stop before becoming embarrassing
Experience with:
- Canva
- Photoshop
- Illustrator
- Figma
is helpful.
Community & Brand Intern
Help manage:
- community interactions
- launch ideas
- creator outreach
- customer experience
- emotionally unstable email drafts
You should:
- write well
- understand tone deeply
- know the difference between funny and trying too hard
- communicate like an actual person online
What We Care About
Honestly?
Taste.
You do not need:
- a perfect portfolio
- agency experience
- corporate language
But you SHOULD:
- understand internet behavior
- know what feels culturally relevant
- recognize why people share certain things
- understand aesthetics, tone, and emotional branding
Work Style
Currently remote and flexible.
This is an early-stage independent brand, so the environment is:
- collaborative
- chaotic occasionally
- fast-moving
- emotionally over-documented
How To Apply
Send us:
- your portfolio
- resume
- social handles
- or literally anything that helps us understand your brain
Email:
regretregistry@yahoo.com
Subject line:
“Objectively Qualified”
We review applications carefully and slightly judgmentally.