Shipping & Returns
We do not support returns or exchanges for:
wrong size selection
change of mind
accidental orders
temporary emotional instability
“it looked different in my head” situations
Please read sizing carefully before placing your order.
Objectively speaking, the consequences are now yours.
Damaged / Incorrect Orders
If your order arrives:
damaged
misprinted
defective
or suspiciously not what you ordered
email us within 48 hours of delivery with:
your order number
clear photos/videos of the issue unpacking
If approved, we’ll replace the item or issue a refund depending on the situation and available stock.
Shipping
Orders are processed within 2–5 business days.
Delivery timelines may vary depending on:
location
courier delays
weather
unfortunate timing
Once shipped, you’ll receive tracking details via email.
Additional Notes
Because every item is made-to-order, we do not maintain excess inventory for avoidable decision-making.
By placing an order, you acknowledge that:
you reviewed the product details
you selected your size intentionally
you are emotionally prepared for the consequences